Pick 1-8 before entering; you are this Transformer

1.



Kup - you are old as shit and hate youth and fun in general. You have rusty hernias. You can transform into an El Camino because that was cool back whenever the hell you were made. But you have some kick ass old war stories and people tend to follow your lead.

This is your toy:





2....

Pick 1-8 before entering; you are this Transformer